" You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.”


I was friends with a girl in middle school who carried around an ant farm in her backpack and I stopped being friends with her when I saw her eating ants out of it during class

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 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married


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ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

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